i shagged mrs hudson because she asked for it
um ok.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I’m a proper genius too and I was happy for the rest of the day.
This is legit guys.
I watched John hug a lucky cat because it cheered me up and it was slightly awkward.
I shagged D.I Lestrade because I ran out of strawberry jam and Mrs. Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles afterwards.
Suddenly I’m John. GOD JOHN. YOU CAN’T JUST SHAG LESTRADE BECAUSE YOU’RE OUT OF JAM.
Lestrade made me punch Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day…
Sounds about right yeah…
I burned the heart out of Donovan because she asked for it and it was odd
Anderson made me kick Mrs. Hudson because that’s how little Carl died and I smiled.
….
WHAT.
NO.
I’M SO SORRY MRS. HUDSON.
ANDERSON HAS DINOSAUR MIND CONTROL.
I KISSED MYCROFT BECAUSE MYCROFT FORCED ME TO AND I SMILED. Isn’t that, like, mouth rape combined with Stolkhom’s Syndrome????????
I met Anthea because Anderson is a douche and I collapsed.
Well then. That does make sense… Anthea is pretty attractive.
I watched John hug Jim Moriarty because it eased the pain of having to wait for Season 2. And it was slightly awkward.
I DON’T EVEN FUCKING WATCH SHERLOCK BUT FUCK THIS IS GREAT.
I burnt the heart out of Anderson because I was told to and I was happy for the rest of the day.
I kissed Sherlock Holmes because thats how little carl died and I collapsed..
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shagged Jim from IT...that’s what people DO
Lestraud made me punch Molly Hooper because it made me feel better and I laughed. (Hmmmm….)
I brought jam for a lucky cat because that’s how little Carl dies and Mrs Hudson brought up nibbles afterwards……… eh?
I shagged Mycroft Holmes because he/she asked for it and I melted into a puddle on the floor. Wut. lolol
burned the heart out of Sarah Sawyer,...laugh. I’m apperantly a homocidal maniac
I watched in horror as Mycroft ate kitten!John because Moriarty made me, and it hurt.
Anderson made me kick Jim from IT because I read Alone on the Water and it was odd. … yeah it was odd… but okay then.
I shagged Jim Moriarty because I was bored and I screamed with joy.
I watched John hug Anthea because I read Alone in the Water and it made me laugh. What.
I shagged Jim from IT because Jim told me too and it made me laugh
I watched John hug Anderson because I was bored and then I collapsed.
I bought jam for kitten!John because I read Alone on the Water and I was happy all day. HOW COULD I POSSIBLY BE HAPPY
Anderson made me kick a kitten because heroes don’t exist and it was awkward. lol he would
got attacked by Jim from IT...it eased the pain of having
I met Irene Adler because I love him and it made me laugh. Nice one!
Lestrade made me punch D.I. Lestrade because Anderson is a douche and Mrs Hudson brought us a bowl of nibbles...
“I shagged Mycroft Holmes because Jim told me to and I ran away.” O.o
the—consulting-timelord:
I burnt the heart out of Mike Stumford because I’m a proper genius, too and I cried. lolwut. Me gusta anyway
I was attacked by a dinosaur because I don’t make people into heroes and it was odd. THAT IS HARDLY SHERLOCK RELATED
burnt the heart out of...Holmes because Jim told...I was...
Anderson made me kick Sherlock Holmes because that’s what people do! and I collapsed.
I kissed DI Lestrade because I was told to and it was odd.
I watched John hug a kitten because I ate all the jam and he was sad.
kick Anderson because I was unhappy and I screamed with joy
I kissed ANDERSON...love him and it hurt. WTF?
was slightly awkward!” LOL this will make more sense if Jim Moriarty made